MOINK!!

Welcome to the official Moink website! On this website, we'll teach you almost all there is to know on Moinks, like their habits, areas, and much, much more! So, what are we waiting for?!? Let's get started!!!!!!!

So let's start learning about Moinks. Moinks are hybirds of cows and pigs. Pretty boring, eh? No, way! There are many more breeds of Moinks and their areas span all over the world! Pretty far, huh? Here's a whole whopping section on all the official Moinks.

An Introduction to MOINK Moink is creature that is a hybrid of a cow and a pig. The three world-renowned scientists, who have written this book, (Actually, only one wrote it, the others made suggestions) made its discovery on December 25th, 2002. This book tells just about all you need to know about Moinks (except for a few top-secret facts), so let's get started already!

Section 1: Areas Moinks live all over the world, different breeds in different weather. Regular Moinks live in woodlands, or on farms, Ice Moinks live in Scandinavia, Antarctica, and any other place where there is snow. Digger Moinks live in burrows, Space Moinks live on the nine planets, Lava Moinks live in Egypt, volcanoes, and any other places that is intensely hot. Para Moinks live in the air, but nest on cliffs. Aqua Moinks are found underwater. Jungle Moinks are found in jungles. House Moinks live in houses. Electro Moinks live in lightning, thunder, and electric power plants. Cliff climbing Moinks live on cliffs. The Y2K Moink lives everywhere where New Years is vastly celebrated. The Cloud Moink lives on top and in clouds. The Time Travel Moink lives all over the world. Forest Moinks live in the forests. Nuclear Moinks live in Nuclear Power Plants, and the Biohazard Moink lives in biohazard stations. Computer Moinks are nomads, but nomadic only in the U.S. Military Moinks live in U.S bases across the globe. Zombie and Ghost Moinks live in graveyards. Snail Moinks live anywhere that doesn't snow or is more than 80 degrees. Shadow Moink lives anywhere. For Metamorphosis Moink, it depends.

Section 2: Breeds There are many different species of Moink. They are Moink, Ice Moink, Digger Moink, Aqua Moink, Space Moink, Lava Moink, Para Moink, Jungle Moink, Electro Moink, Cliff-Climbing Moink, House Moink, Y2K Moink, Cloud Moink, Time Travel Moink, Forest Moink, Nuclear Moink, Biohazard Moink, and Computer Moink, Military Moink, Zombie Moink, Ghost Moink and Snail Moink. Depending on what's on their tails, will tell what kind of Moink it will be. Moinks have regular pig tails, Ice Moinks have ice crystals in their tails, Aqua Moinks have tridents on their tails, Digger Moinks have little shovels on their tails, and Space Moinks will have rocket boosters. Lava Moinks have a round rock on their tails, and Para Moinks have little wings on their tails. Jungle Moinks have mini-spears on their tails and House Moinks have soft plush balls on the end of their tail. Electro Moinks have plugs at the end of their tail. Cliff climbing Moinks have spike to stick in the ground on their tail. The newly discovered Y2K Moink has corkscrews on its tail to open champagne bottles. The rare Cloud Moink as a paddle for steering and speeding up clouds. The Time Travel Moink has a watch. Forest Moinks have solar energy pads. Nuclear Moinks have the nuclear symbol on their tails. Biohazard Moinks have the biohazard symbol on their tails. Computer Moinks have keyboards on their tail. The Military Moink has a gun on the end of its tail. Zombie and Ghost Moinks have whatever their past lives had for a tail. Snail Moink has a shell on its tail. Shadow Moink has a shadow ball on the end of its tail. Metamorphosis Moinks tail depends on which Moink it transformed into.

Section 3: Meat boards Moinks are divided into breeds, and then divide themselves into tribes. Chieftain's tribes have a meat board. Almost like a surfboard, it glides though the air, under water, though space, time, and underground. To become a chieftain, a Moink must enter a shrine at the top of a very tall hill. Aqua Moinks must search for the deepest underwater volcano (don't worry, its enactive) and enter the shrine there. Once there, they must go though the door, which matches their tail and navigate though a maze. In the center, is the board of their tribe. Then they must get out and go back to their village and then they become chieftain of that tribe.

Section 4: Moinks Moinks live in mild weather. They live in woodland and on farms. Their docile nature make them great pets, as long as they are house broken. Moinks prefer not to be pets, however. They prefer to wander, expanding their horizons as they go.

Habitat: Woodlands and farms

Diet: Spaghetti and meatballs, vegetables, fruit, and leaves

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Pink and black

Tails: pig tails

Section 5: Ice Moinks Ice Moinks live in extremely cold temperatures. They wear goggles and scarves. They are hard to see, as they blend in with the snow and ice.

Habitat: Anywhere very cold

Diet: Ice, snow, and their own throw up

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Ice Blue and Snow white

Tails: Ice Crystals

Section 6: Digger Moinks Digger Moinks dig at high speeds and may be able to reach a shoveling speed of 20 m.p.h. Like Ice Moinks, they blend in with their surroundings. They wear a helmet with a light on top to help their sight. They also carry shovels.

Habitat: Underground

Diet: Insects and dirt

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Dirt brown and gray

Tails: Mini-shovels

Section 7: Aqua Moinks Aqua Moinks swim at incredible speeds and hunts with silence. Their webbed feet help them swim faster than small fish. They carry a trident and wear goggles with a breathing tube or a scuba tank.

Habitat: Water environments

Diet: Squid and water parasites

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Navy blue and teal

Tails: Tridents

Section 8: Space Moinks Recently discovered, not much is known about the mysterious Space Moinks. They can manipulate gravity, making themselves light as a feather, or as heavy as hippopotamus. They have UV protection goggles and rocket boosters on their feet. They also have the greatest life span of all the Moinks other than Y2K Moinks, Time Travel Moink and Computer Moink.

Habitat: Outer Space

Diet: Asteroids, comets and space junk

Life Span: 100-350 years

Color: Space black

Tails: Rocket Booster

Section 9: Para Moinks This breed of Moinks flies almost all the time, except at night when it returns to its nest. It can fly faster than a jet plane. It handles better too.

Habitat: Air, cliff faces

Diet: Eggs and apples or anything that grows off trees, save leaves

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Cloud white and storm gray

Tails: Wings

Section 10: Lava Moinks This Moink breeds loves a sweltering environment. It wears sunglasses to protect its eyes. It bathes in sand or lava. It also has a regular temperature of 169 degrees.

Habitat: Anywhere that is very hot

Diet: Lava and rocks

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Lava orange

Tails: Round Rock

Section 11: Jungle Moinks This newly discovered species of Moink was found calmly sleeping in a tree. It's fast and agile, and with jungle camouflage, it's very hard to spot. It also keeps a spear handy and is rarely seen without a monkey on its back.

Habitat: Jungles

Diet: Spiders, insects, and regurgitation

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Palm tree green and jungle tree brown

Tails: Mini-Spears

Section 12: House Moink This kind of Moink was found very recently. This Moinks' horns are dull at the end, so they won't kill you. This Moink is like a dog; it fetches, plays, and unlike dogs, does your chores and keeps the house clean. It has a plush ball at the end of its tail, changing colors all the day. It detests cold, so make sure your house is warm at all times.

Habitat: Houses

Diet: Kibble, dog treats, and lasagnas

Life Span: 100-300 years (it will find a new home when you die)

Color: Pink and Black

Tails: Plush Balls

Section 13: Electro Moink This Moink has massive stores of electricity in its body. With its plug, it can restore power to a house or a power plant. It will release 80,000 volts when threatened; enough volts to knock their target back a few feet.

Habitat: Lightning, thunder, and anywhere else where electricity flows

Diet: metals

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: bright yellow

Tails: Plugs

Section 14: Cliff climbing Moinks Not much is known about the Cliff climbing Moinks. Other than they have super sharp claws for climbing, their habitat, their diet, and their tails their life span, and their color.

Habitat: Cliff

Diet: loose rocks and eggs

Life Span: 100-300

Color: brown and black

Tails: Spikes

Section 15: Y2K Moinks The Y2K Moink comes out every one thousand years to celebrate the new millennium. They open champagne bottles with their tail to get something to eat. They can scarf down three snack bowls in twenty seconds and chug two bottles of wine in 20 seconds as well.

Habitat: Anywhere where new years are hugely celebrated

Diet: Champagne and party snacks

Life Span: N/A (it doesn't die unless killed)

Color: Black and white

Tails: Corkscrews

Section 16: Cloud Moinks The Cloud Moink rides on clouds stormy or smooth. They are rarely seen, as they live on clouds. Their tails help control the speed and navigation of the clouds.

Habitat: On top of and in clouds

Diet: any form of precipitation and dead birds

Life Span: 100-300 years

Color: Storm gray and cloud white

Tails: Propeller paddle

Section 17: Time Travel Moink This extremely rare Moink has the ability to control time and time travel. If you encounter one, three wishes will be granted to you. This one-of-a-kind Mink can be found anywhere, traveling at mach 20 or slowing time to undo mistakes. This Moink has a multi-color meat board that select Moinks have.

Habitat: All over the world, past and present

Diet: grass and leaves of trees

Life Span: It cannot die

Color: bright tie-die

Tail: A watch

Section 18: Forest Moinks The Forest Moink is hard to spot with its stealth nature and camouflage colors. It has sharp claws to climb up trees, and on its tail, it his a solar-energy pad to keep it moving and supply it with food and energy.

Habitat: Forests

Diet: Fallen logs, moss, and garbage

Life Span: 100 - 300 years

Color: Camouflage

Tail: Solar Energy Pad

Section 19: Nuclear Moinks When a regular moink was exposed to nuclear radiation, it transformed into Nuclear Moink. Able to harness the power of nuclear stuff, this Moink should only be approached by trained professionals, as the radiation is very harmful. Also, the raditation has shortened its life span.

Habitat: Nuclear Powers plants

Diet: Nuclear waste

Life Span: 100-250 years

Color: Neon green and Neon red

Tails: Nuclear symbol

Section 20: Biohazard Moinks Humans have once again messed up Moinks. This Moink was walking along when a biological bomb, 20 miles away, exploded, and with the biohazard radiation, transformed that Moink into Bio-Hazard Moink. Like the Nuclear Moink, its life span has also been shortened.

Habitat: Biological Research Stations

Diet: Bio-hazardous material

Life Span: 100-250 years

Color: Neon Orange and Neon yellow

Tail: Biohazard symbol

Section 21: Computer Moink Created with awe-inspiring technology, a simple Moink was transformed into the all powerful, all knowing, Computer Moink. Perhaps the most smartest thing to ever walk the earth, Computer Moink has helped get rid of global warming. It is the only Moink to speak English and various languages from across the world. There is no Moink that can live longer(except for the ones that can't die) as well.

Habitat: is a nomad only in the U.S

Diet: Nuts, bolts, and springs

Life Span: 1000 - 3500 years

Color: Dark gray and white

Tail: Keyboard

Section 22: Military Moink Made to serve in the army, this Moink was taught the ways of war and over time, transformed into Military Moink. An expert on weapons and tactics, this Moink is a five star general in the Republcrat Moink Army Against Octocumbers or R.M.A.A.O. It eats bullets and cartridges to have firepower in its gun.

Habitat: American Military Bases

Diet: Cartridges and bullets

Life Span: 100 - 250 years

Color: Camouflage (it changes in climate)

Tail: Gun

Section 23: Zombie Moink When Moink does die, it doesn't really stay dead. Instead, it comes back from the grave as Zombie Moink! Hating the light, its only active during the night. It can dig to get its source of food, bones and worms

Habitat: Graveyards

Diet: Human bones and worms

Life Span: 100 - 300 years

Color: Dark green

Tail: it depends on what kind of Moink it was

Section 24: Ghost Moink Like Zombie Moink, Ghost Moink it a returned spirit from beyond the grave. It parts with Zombie Moinks for spiritual reasons and the ghost is basically a Moinks soul. Not having a stomach (in Moinks case 7 stomachs), it doesn't eat anything. It also hates the light.

Habitat: Graveyards

Diet: It doesn't eat

Life Span: 100 - 300 years

Color: White

Tail: Depends on what kind of Moink it was

Section 25: Snail Moink In a bizarre experiment, Moink was morphed together with a snail creating the ultra-slow Snail Moink. You can never lose a Snail Moink. Its tail of ooze leads right to it.

Habitat: Anywhere

Diet: Moss

Life Span- 100 - 300 years

Color: brown and green

Tail: Shell

Section 26: Shadow Moink Moink was combined with shadows and became the all-powerful Shadow Moink. Shadow Moink can only be seen at night, but is extremely hard to see. It can melt into its shadow and scale buildings with ease.

Habitat: All over the world

Diet: garbage and whatever at hand

Life span: 100 - 300 years

Color: Black (the spots are whites)

Tail: Shadow ball

Section 27: Metamorphosis Moink Caught in a bizarre experiment, a Moink was blended up a brought back to life and was transformed into the enigmatic Metamorphosis Moink. Able to change into any Moink it wants, there's really no place it can't get to.

Habitat: It depends

Diet: it depends on what Moink it transformed into

Life Span: Doesn't die

Color: It depends

Tail: It depends

Section 28: Octocumbers Like every good guy, there's a bad guy. Like every good thing there is a polar opposite (a.k.a evil). Such as this with Octocumbers and Moinks. A scientist whose name we'd prefer not to mention created Octocumber. Not realizing that this hideous creature would bring misfortune to him (it stained his new shirt), he put Octocumber in a cage for testing. Octocumber multiplied, however, and melted a hole in the cage and escaped to terrorize the world. Like Moink, depending on where they live, Octocumbers have the same adaptation such as Ice Octocumber and Electro Octocumber. Wherever Moinks live, you can guarantee that there is an Octocumber out there, somewhere.

So know, you know a whole bunch about the Moinks, and their style of living.

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